I saw The Godfather at a theater in 1972. With my parents. Under protest.

They had shopped for furniture all day, dragging me along like a fidgety, 11-year-old hostage. Then they said we were going to something called The Godfather.

Mom tried to sell it as an exciting mob movie. But the gangster movies I knew from TV were boring black-and-whites with funny-looking actors talking out of the corner of their mouth.

So I went in tired, cranky, and darkly pessimistic.

I came out transformed.

The first scene grabbed me because Bonasera the undertaker closely resembled my Sicilian grandfather. And almost everyone else at Connie’s wedding reception looked like our relatives. (Mom even had a Luca Brasi on her family periphery.)

I probably didn’t move for 3-hours as Woltz woke up with poor Khartoum, Luca went to sleep with the fishes, Michael dined out with Sollozzo and McCluskey, Sonny paid his last toll on the causeway, and Tattaglia, Barzini, Cuneo, Stracchi and Moe Green had their terrible day.

I have since watched The Godfather so many times it replays in my mind like VR. I could pick Sollozzo’s driver out of a police lineup. By name. And I can do a dead-on impression of Fredo’s nervous breakdown in the alley.

Just now I asked Alexa to give me a difficult trivia challenge on The Godfather. The questions so insulted my intelligence I should have given her a plane ticket to Vegas and put her in a car to the airport…

The most famous dine-and-dash ever…